up the punx

WE ARE SHONEN KNIFE

HUNGRY

OH CANADA

FREAK HOUSE

I LOVE PORNO TONGUE


TORNADO AND DR PORKCHOP

Turkey Tour 2011:

We're cramming back into the Silver Streak and heading north.



Some of the dates will be with Japanese punk legends, Shonen Knife!



A teenage dream come true.


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Thurs: 11/10
Carbondale, IL
w/Deals Gone Bad

Venue: Hangar 9
Doors: 9PM
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Friday: 11/11
Minneapolis, MN
w/Shonen Knife

Venue: First Ave (7th St. Entry)
Doors: 9PM
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Sat: 11/12
Chicago, IL
w/Shonen Knife

Venue: Empty Bottle
Doors: 8:30 PM
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Sun: 11/13
Kalamazoo, MI
w/Shonen Knife

Venue: The Strutt
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Mon: 11/14
Toronto, ON

Venue: Parts & Labour
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Tues: 11/15
Detroit, MI

Venue: PJ’s Lager House
Doors: 9PM
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Wed: 11/16
Cleveland, OH
w/Heavy Times, Brain Idea, Library Time

Venue: Now That’s Class
Doors: 9PM
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Thurs: 11/17
Pittsburgh, PA
w/Shonen Knife

Venue: 31st Street Pub
Doors: 9PM
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Fri: 11/18
Brooklyn, NY
w/Shonen Knife

Venue: The Bell House
Doors: 8PM
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Sat: 11/19
Princeton, NJ

Venue: Terrace F Club
Doors: 11PM
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Sun: 11/20
Washington, DC
w/Pot Parade & Bake Sale

Venue: Comet Ping Pong
Doors: 9PM

laredo

Heavy Cream from BLAH on Vimeo.

THIS SUNDAY NASHVILL

HEY we are playing this Sunday in Nashville at the Basement!!! w/ Useless Eaters, and Feral Beat!
There will also be a cook out starting at 7:30


some news!

the future

Bostoned

suckin on a pig rib at smokey bones

stoned to the bone

I can't believe I woke up this early, Maybe because I'm so excited that we are leaving for tour today! Maybe because I fell asleep at 10:30 last night after Mimi and I ate pancakes and watched the great outdoors with john candy (RIP).


We have some new stuff for you! Including big news that our buddy Seth Sutton will be joining us on this tour to play bass!

& We also have a new T-shirt design for you! The photo is backwards whoops i don't know how to flip it.



August Tour w/ The Ettes & Hans Condor

2 NY, NY @ Mercury Lounge
3 Brooklyn, NY @ Knitting Factory
4 Boston, MA @ TT The Bears
5 Rhode Island TBA
6 Philly, PA @ M Room
7 Baltimore, MD @ Golden West Cafe
8 OFF ~ Take us to your pool!
9 Cleveland, OH @ Beachland
10 Chicago, IL @ Schubas
11 Detroit, MI @ Magic stick
12 Milwaukee, WI @ Club Garibaldis
13 Lawrence, KS @ Replay
14 Denver, CO @ Base Camp
15 Gunnison, CO @ Gunnison Brewery

blog is hard

what's the dillio? none ma friends recognize me since i dyed my hair


N E wayz...
we are getting ready to head out for a LONG AZZ tour with The Ettes and Hans Condor in August, which I think we have dubbed the "who drove? tour" and then to the WEST COAST with RTX in September. We are foaming at the mouths thinking about Cali so we want to see lots of buddies and make lots of new ones while we're there! I will post dates later, now is kitty time.

NXNE

oh yeah....DEVO

stoned age

alright, trying to figure out this mobile-blogger linkage. once I get it up and running, there will be lotsa tour pics and stuff.


we have some more dates to announce in June. going to Canada to play Ottawa EXPLOSION!!


Our van broke down, but we will make it somehow

got some tour dates for youuuuu

we head out tomorrow for about a week! here's the dates

3/31 knoxville TN @ Pilot light
4/1 Mackrock 2011 festival harrisonburg VA @ clementine
4/2 Brooklyn NY @ Death by audio
4/3 Winooski VT @ monkey house
4/4 Boston MA @starlab
4/5 Biddeford ME @ the oak and the axe
4/7 Brooklyn NY @ public assembly
4/8 Haverford PA (Haverford college) @ Lunt cafe basement

check out this wicked vid mimi's mom turned us onto!

wit' whiz:

Perry is the best! He has more toys than FAO Schwartz. He can also give you free tattoos in his living room. He's a Lost Boy and we don't ever want to grow up.

Teenage kicks + new tattoos + cheesesteak = Phillie Phun

Always go 'wit da whiz at Pat's King of Steaks. They keep it cool. 24/7, 365. Don't be swayed by Geno's light show.

Our show with King Tuff last night was crazy fun!

Which begs the questions,

"Why is it so hard to find beer in Philadelphia?"

Richmond, VA: You took my van, and I want it back!

Who are you "Twinks" and where the fuck is our van?

i choo-choose you

I think im gunna go down to the fish place east side fish


we are playing a tour! of shows. here's a picture Perry did for the one in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. IWWWth King Tuff and our friend Perry's band Dry Feet. I heard he has a girl now. :0
here's the days
Saturday, 3/5 – Nashville, TN @ The End as part of Freakin Weekend
Sunday, 3/6 – Charlottesville, VA @ Tea Bazaar w/ La Sera & Hooking Up
Monday, 3/7 – Washington, DC @ Black Cat w/Xray Eyeballs, Three Lolitas
Tuesday, 3/8 – Philadelphia, PA @ Hong Kong Garden w/ Dry Feet, Cousin Brian
Wednesday, 3/9 – Baltimore, MD @ Golden West Café w/ King Tuff, Hollywood
Thursday, 3/10 – Brooklyn, NY @ Death by Audio w/ Ty Segall
Friday, 3/11 – Montreal, QU @ Club Lambi w/Ty Segall
Saturday, 3/12 – Toronto, ON @ Wrongbar w/Ty Segall
Sunday, 3/13 – Kalamazoo, MI @ The Strutt w/Ty Segall
Monday, 3/14 – Chicago, IL @ Empty Bottle w/Ty Segall
Tuesday, 3/15 – Lawrence, KS @ Jackpot Saloon w/Ty Segall
Wednesday, 3/16 – Austin, TX @ SXSW
Thursday, 3/17 – Austin, TX @ SXSW – Red7 (Inside Stage), Panache Booking Official Showcase
Friday, 3/18 – Austin, TX @ SXSW
Saturday, 3/19 – Austin, TX @ SXSW
Friday, 4/1 – Harrisonburg, VA @ MACRoCK 2011
Sunday, 4/3 – Burlington, VT @ Monkey House w/JEFF The Brotherhood
Saturday, 4/16 – Nashville, TN @ The End w/JEFF The Brotherhood, Hunx and his Punx
Tuesday, 5/3 – Atlanta, GA @ Drunken Unicorn w/JEFF The Brotherhood
Wednesday, 5/4 – Birmingham, AL @ Bottletree w/ Smith Westerns



love jessica


the weather's great, celebrate!

bad genes on new years eve